Friday, January 28, 2011

Placenta Extract - No Thanks, I'll Pass...

There I was staring at a wall in a Hong Kong mall, looking at an advertisement for something I just didn't understand.  I'm still not sure I understand it now... even Google is struggling to help me on this one.


So basically from what I can find, people use Placenta Extract to gain these benefits:

-Regenerates cells, tissues and organs
-Increases flexibility in joints and discs
-Improves immune system against diseases
-Improves alertness and mental awareness
-Lightens facial pigmentation
-Refines facial pores and a glow to your skin
-Enhances skin texture
-Improves sleep patterns
-Improve in blood circulation, stamina and energy level
-Eliminates Constipation
-Decreases risk of heart diseases
-Relieves symptoms related to any chronic disease
-Stabilizes weight to normal level
-Enhances your body figure and skin elasticity

This is pretty impressive, it eliminates constipation and improves joint flexibility.  How many items can you think of that can do all these things?  It's like MAGIC!

How can I get some???  How much does it cost???

Like anything, you can buy it on the internet, but hang on to your hat.  It's $171 / gram!  Just to put that in perspective for you that is about 3X the cost of PLATINUM.

Maybe you wonder how they make this stuff.... who is the donor....
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to. 

Now wait a minute.... lets look at the list again.  How many of these things can be improved by exercise?

-Regenerates cells, tissues and organs -Yes, but maybe not all organs
-Increases flexibility in joints and discs - Yes
-Improves immune system against diseases - Yes
-Improves alertness and mental awareness - Yes
-Lightens facial pigmentation - No, but who cares
-Refines facial pores and a glow to your skin - Yes
-Enhances skin texture - No, and as a matter of fact your feet will look like hell
-Improves sleep patterns - Yes
-Improve in blood circulation, stamina and energy level - Yes
-Eliminates Constipation - Yes, just ask the Dunkin Donuts that is .75 miles into my run route.
-Decreases risk of heart diseases - Yes
-Relieves symptoms related to any chronic disease - Yes, but depends on the disease
-Stabilizes weight to normal level - Yes
-Enhances your body figure and skin elasticity - Yes

So save your money, get off your a$$ and get busy with EXERCISE!